A rock concert at jukebox volume
You heard us right, we can bring a full rock concert experience to even the most volume sensitive venue. We pride ourselves on bringing a top-notch, professional production to every venue we perform at. Our light show and sound equipment are second-to-none and will dazzle and delight your patrons all at any volume you choose!
We’re a pure, unadulterated, high-energy Rock Show Revival that focuses on late '80s to 2000s rock of all types, with an emphasis on recognizable hits that get people up and moving and signing along!
Need something a littler louder? Check out our full volume show!
so how do you do it?
Glad you asked! Through the power of modern musical production we're able to literally rock you like a hurricane at conversation volume. We can be as quiet (or quieter actually) as any DJ, acoustic act, karaoke, jukebox, etc. So how do we achieve this feat of wonder? We're equipped with the following:
- Tour-grade Roland electronic drums - By using electronic instead of acoustic drums, we eliminate the loudest instrument in the room. Poof! Gone!
- Tour-grade Line 6 Helix guitar and bass processors - Next up, we get rid of the traditional guitar and bass amps, the next loudest instruments in the room. Zap! Also gone!
- Tour-grade in-ear monitors - No floor monitors means no extra stage volume for us to be able to hear over the drums and guitars. By using in-ear monitors, all the sound is in our heads and you guessed it.... floor monitors gone!
All of this allows us to put the entire band on one big volume knob. We can turn it down to literal CONVERSATION VOLUME if you want with no loss of energy, intensity, or fun!
a true rock show revival



Check out those photos, that's what we do! When you book The Dirty Vandals you can look forward to offering your patrons the following:
- Clean, clear, low-volume sound.
- A computer-controlled, fully-automated light show.
- Professional band and crew fully invested in your venue's success.
- A high-energy, fun, and engaging rock concert experience.
- More music, less breaks to keep the party rolling and people eating, drinking, and dancing.