Sweet Ass Merch

Looking for some sweet ass merch? We’ve got you covered! Every piece is printed and shipped on demand—no dusty warehouses, just fresh, killer gear made just for you. The second you order, our unstoppable crew gets to work cranking out, packing up, and shipping your new favorite swag. Keep your eyes peeled—we’re always dropping new items, limited-edition drops, and maybe even a killer sale or two. Don’t miss out!

Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt

Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Sweatshirt

Stay warm and rock out in style with The Dirty Vandals' "LET'S GET DIRTY" sweatshirt! This ultra-comfy, high-quality pullover is perfect for fans who live for loud guitars, wild nights, and pure rock ‘n’ roll energy. Read more

Stay warm and rock out in style with The Dirty Vandals' "LET'S GET DIRTY" sweatshirt! This ultra-comfy, high-quality pullover is perfect for fans who live for loud guitars, wild nights, and pure rock ‘n’ roll energy. Whether you're hitting a show or just keeping it casual, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’re ready to get dirty. Grab yours now and wear it with attitude!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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$33.00
Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie

Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Hoodie

Embrace the high-energy spirit of The Dirty Vandals with our exclusive "LET'S GET DIRTY" hoodie. This comfortable and stylish hoodie features the band's signature catchphrase, perfect for fans who love 80s through 2000s Read more

Embrace the high-energy spirit of The Dirty Vandals with our exclusive "LET'S GET DIRTY" hoodie. This comfortable and stylish hoodie features the band's signature catchphrase, perfect for fans who love 80s through 2000s party rock. Whether you're at a live show or rocking out at home, this hoodie lets you showcase your passion for unadulterated rock revival. Get yours now and join the VANDALNATION!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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$42.00
Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee
  • Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee

Dirty Vandals Let's Get Dirty Tee

Rock the attitude of The Dirty Vandals with our "LET'S GET DIRTY" t-shirt! Made for fans who live for high-energy shows and unapologetic rock ‘n’ roll, this tee is as bold as the music itself. With a comfortable fit and a Read more

Rock the attitude of The Dirty Vandals with our "LET'S GET DIRTY" t-shirt! Made for fans who live for high-energy shows and unapologetic rock ‘n’ roll, this tee is as bold as the music itself. With a comfortable fit and a design that stands out, it’s perfect for concerts, parties, or everyday wear. Grab yours now and show the world you’re ready to get dirty!

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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$24.00
Dirty Vandals Logo Classic Cap
  • Dirty Vandals Logo Classic Cap
  • Dirty Vandals Logo Classic Cap
  • Dirty Vandals Logo Classic Cap

Dirty Vandals Logo Classic Cap

Top off your look with The Dirty Vandals' embroidered hat, featuring our classic logo. This high-quality, structured cap is perfect for rocking out at shows or adding a rebellious edge to your everyday style. Durable, Read more

Top off your look with The Dirty Vandals' embroidered hat, featuring our classic logo. This high-quality, structured cap is perfect for rocking out at shows or adding a rebellious edge to your everyday style. Durable, stylish, and built for true fans, it’s the ultimate way to represent the band wherever you go. Grab yours now and wear it loud!

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

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$25.00
Dirty Vandals Marquee Mug 'O Rock
  • Dirty Vandals Marquee Mug 'O Rock

Dirty Vandals Marquee Mug 'O Rock

Start your day with a jolt of rock ‘n’ roll energy with The Dirty Vandals' "Mug-O-Rock" coffee cup! Featuring our bold marquee logo, this sturdy mug is perfect for fueling up before a show, a jam session, or just another Read more

Start your day with a jolt of rock ‘n’ roll energy with The Dirty Vandals' "Mug-O-Rock" coffee cup! Featuring our bold marquee logo, this sturdy mug is perfect for fueling up before a show, a jam session, or just another wild day. Whether you take your coffee black or with a shot of chaos, this cup lets you sip in style. Get yours now and drink like a true rocker!

• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

Important: This product is available in US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

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$18.00
The Dirty Vandal Drawstring Bag

    The Dirty Vandal Drawstring Bag

    Carry your gear with rock ‘n’ roll attitude in The Dirty Vandals' drawstring bag, featuring our classic logo. Lightweight yet durable, this bag is perfect for hauling your essentials to shows, rehearsals, or everyday Read more

    Carry your gear with rock ‘n’ roll attitude in The Dirty Vandals' drawstring bag, featuring our classic logo. Lightweight yet durable, this bag is perfect for hauling your essentials to shows, rehearsals, or everyday adventures. With its bold design and easy-to-carry style, it’s a must-have for any true fan. Grab yours now and take The Dirty Vandals with you wherever you go!

    • 100% spun polyester
    • One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
    • Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 7.22 oz/yd² (245 g/m²)
    • Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg)
    • Twin cotton handles
    • Drawstring closure

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    $25.00

    FAQ

    1. How soon will I get my sweet ass merch?
      Typically, you can expect to receive your order within 10 business days. We use a 3rd party service to create, pack, and ship all our merch so we're slaves to their schedule (and the grind).
       
    2. How will my sweet ass merch be shipped?
      You're sweet ass merch will typically be shipped via the good ole USPS. Go USA!
       
    3. Will I be able to track my order?
      Yes! After your order has shipped you'll receive and email with tracking information - we're not savages!
       
    4. Why are 2XL and larger sizes tees more expensive?
      Our supplier charges us a higher price for these items so we're forced to pass the cost on. Economics suck.
       
    5. Why are your tees so expensive?
      Last time we went to a national artist concert, tees were $50 each and we figure we're half as good as that, so they're priced at $25.

      Honestly, our suppliers charge us for the shirts, the printing, the packing, the shipping and we still try to make a few bucks after that. On average, we make about $7 per shirt, or a Venti fancy ass drink at Starbucks. We're not paying our mortgages or putting our kids through college with this money!