Sweet Ass Merch

Looking for some sweet ass merch? We’ve got you covered.

Every piece is made to order, so there are no dusty warehouse leftovers—just fresh Dirty Vandals gear made especially for you. Once you order, it gets printed, packed, and shipped straight your way.

Rep the Dirty Vandals with gear built for loud shows, bad decisions, and looking damn good while making both. And keep checking back. We’re always cooking up new gear, limited-edition drops, and the occasional damn good deal.

Get yours. Get dirty.
Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt

Dirty Vandals New Logo T-Shirt

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act. Well… this shirt has. Our all-new elevated full logo tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight Read more

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act.

Well… this shirt has.

Our all-new elevated full logo tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight cotton shirt that holds its shape, wears like a classic, and is made to survive repeated nights of questionable decisions.

Cleaner. Sharper. Still dirty as hell!

• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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$24.00
Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt

Dirty Vandals New Text Logo T-Shirt

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act. Well… this shirt has. Our all-new elevated logo only tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight Read more

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act.

Well… this shirt has.

Our all-new elevated logo only tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight cotton shirt that holds its shape, wears like a classic, and is made to survive repeated nights of questionable decisions.

Cleaner. Sharper. Still dirty as hell!

• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Color

Size

Range:

In cart Not available Out of stock
$24.00
Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt

Dirty Vandals New Icon T-Shirt

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act. Well… this shirt has. Our all-new elevated icon logo tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight Read more

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act.

Well… this shirt has.

Our all-new elevated icon logo tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight cotton shirt that holds its shape, wears like a classic, and is made to survive repeated nights of questionable decisions.

Cleaner. Sharper. Still dirty as hell!

• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Color

Size

Range:

In cart Not available Out of stock
$24.00
Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt

Dirty Vandals New Icon Only T-Shirt

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act. Well… this shirt has. Our all-new elevated icon only tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight Read more

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act.

Well… this shirt has.

Our all-new elevated icon only tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight cotton shirt that holds its shape, wears like a classic, and is made to survive repeated nights of questionable decisions.

Cleaner. Sharper. Still dirty as hell!

• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Color

Size

Range:

In cart Not available Out of stock
$24.00
Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt
  • Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt

Dirty Vandals New Marquee T-Shirt

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act. Well… this shirt has. Our all-new elevated marquee logo tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight Read more

The Dirty Vandals have cleaned up their act.

Well… this shirt has.

Our all-new elevated marquee logo tee brings a sharper, more refined look without losing an ounce of rock ’n’ roll attitude. Built on a sturdy heavyweight cotton shirt that holds its shape, wears like a classic, and is made to survive repeated nights of questionable decisions.

Cleaner. Sharper. Still dirty as hell!

• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Color

Size

Range:

In cart Not available Out of stock
$24.00
The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap
  • The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap

The Dirty Vandals Icon Trucker Cap

Classic trucker style. Proper rock ’n’ roll attitude.

The Dirty Vandals Retro Trucker Hat features an embroidered design, structured crown, curved visor, and breathable mesh back—built for long nights, loud music, and looking suspiciously good while making questionable decisions.

Top it off. Turn it up. Get dirty!

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$24.00
The Dirty Vandals Black Glossy Mug 'O Rock
  • The Dirty Vandals Black Glossy Mug 'O Rock

The Dirty Vandals Black Glossy Mug 'O Rock

Start your day with a hot cup of rock ’n’ roll and a complete disregard for volume limits. The official Dirty Vandals Mug O’ Rock is perfect for coffee, questionable amounts of caffeine, or whatever fuels your particular Read more

Start your day with a hot cup of rock ’n’ roll and a complete disregard for volume limits.

The official Dirty Vandals Mug O’ Rock is perfect for coffee, questionable amounts of caffeine, or whatever fuels your particular brand of bad decisions.

Drink up. Turn it up. Get dirty!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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$18.00

FAQ

  1. How soon will I get my sweet ass merch?
    Typically, you can expect to receive your order within 10 business days. We use a 3rd party service to create, pack, and ship all our merch so we're slaves to their schedule (and the grind).
     
  2. How will my sweet ass merch be shipped?
    You're sweet ass merch will typically be shipped via the good ole USPS. Go USA!
     
  3. Will I be able to track my order?
    Yes! After your order has shipped you'll receive and email with tracking information - we're not savages!
     
  4. Why are 2XL and larger sizes tees more expensive?
    Our supplier charges us a higher price for these items so we're forced to pass the cost on. Economics suck.
     
  5. Why are your tees so expensive?
    Last time we went to a national artist concert, tees were $50 each and we figure we're half as good as that, so they're priced at $25.

    Honestly, our suppliers charge us for the shirts, the printing, the packing, the shipping and we still try to make a few bucks after that. On average, we make about $7 per shirt, or a Venti fancy ass drink at Starbucks. We're not paying our mortgages or putting our kids through college with this money!